Monday, June 8, 2009

Hostess

She swallowed Gore Vidal. Then she swallowed Donald Trump. She took a blue capsule- a B-complex and an E- and put them on the tablecloth a few inches apart. She pointed the one at the other.
"Martha Stewart," she said, "meet Oprah Winfrey."

She swallowed them both without water.

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